Uwe Boll Continues to Massacre Video Games
Uwe Boll continues to violate his tradition of violating video games with terrible movie adaptations.
Uwe Boll, the German movie director who’s made a really bad name for himself among movie critics, gamers and pretty much anyone with taste is back to molest Dungeon Siege once again with In the Name of the King 2.
He will mess your favourite game up.
Don’t believe us? Here’s a quick synopsis of the movie introducing a brand new character played by Dolph ‘I can never emote’ Lundgren as told to Bloginity:
"It's like contemporary, right now big city, and we have Dolph Lundgren basically being a cop or like a fighting coordinator working as this, and one night he gets attacked by ninjas in his house and fell with the ninjas into a vortex back in time."
"And then it turns out it's like 50 years after the first part 'In the Name of the King' ended, and Ehb is destroyed and everybody is dead, Jason Statham and everybody who was in the first part, got wiped out.”
More from News AnalysisHe added, "They say he was basically sent into the future, he's the son of Jason Statham, and he was sent into the future, brought up in an orphanage, because the parents felt that they would all die. So he is basically the last survivor of the kingdom of Ehb so he should bring the kingdom back in charge."
Hear that? It’s the tormented cries of Dungeon Siege fans.
Nash, as he prefers being called, woke up to the wonders of gaming rather late but don't bring that up around him. It's a touchy subject. A self confessed Battlefield veteran, Nash spent a good part of 2010 on the Steam Battlefield - with Bad Company (see what we did there?). He has a zero tolerance policy towards RTS games but is currently showing an interest by picking up and moving people - who he refers to as units - in the office. Thank God he's not that enthusiastic about Angry Birds or we'd be seeing women flying all over the place. Bali... Bali, put the receptionist down now.
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